“Always spray first that PB blaster,”

Is what my father has always told me.

On nuts and bolts and those pesky rafters,

Whether one squirt, or two squirts, or three.

You smell sweet and splash on every lil’ thing

When I push your head a bit too hard,

Yet Blaster is still my most fav’rite tool.

Among wrenches and sockets, you are King.

My first choice, last resort, and my trump card,

So I will always remember that rule.